I am return! Volcano, schmolcano - the New Yorker-endorsed* Euphemisms Of The Week must go on, thusly:
More to follow...
Recently observed on the web of shame:
- Rigging Brundle's chopper with cameras
- Compressing the trombone
- Living next door to Louis Walsh
- Putting the carpet back properly
- Riding the pink bike**
* no, not really.
** a celebrity submission, from Mr Simon Pegg!