Turning In His Chip Shop

This is finally here:

Elvis by Bono

"U2's singer Bono reads his own poem, Elvis, and weaves it into an atmospheric sound-scape. The poem, which sounds like the beat poetry of Adrian Henri, contains images from Elvis' life and his legacy, American history, and popular culture of the last 50 years from crooning to rap via rock and roll, from Valentino to television via Nixon and Lisa Marie. It is blended with archive material and recorded, specially-composed music."

John 11:35

Enough said.

Bono-etry In Motion

The Daily Mash is truly fantastic:

BONO TO CREATE BLACK HOLE OF AWFULNESS

Broadcasting regulator Ofcom said Radio Four's decision to air it in full was 'as reckless as using a threshing machine to brush your teeth'.

Edge Case

This made me chuckle, a lot.

Liliputing: Original Acer Aspire One hard
drives crash at the sound of Bono’s voice

The problem first reared its ugly head when a member of the Hardware Cult forums was playing U2 track “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me Kill Me.” While the problem isn’t related to this song along, several forum members seem to have reproduced the error with the sweet sounds of Bono’s voice.

Lord Bono Of The Sparkling Stream

I have nothing further to add:

ITTODBTBIA: Bono - Better Than Me