"...and then she hit me over the head with half a bottle of champagne."
Big up to Autostitch, as you might have guessed...
"I can't be the only person that's starting to get really pissed off with all these popups leaping up all over every page I visit, can I? At least give me the option to turn it off, please. It is the marquee tag of 2007. Snap must die."may I humbly suggest this:
(requires Flash, as if you hadn't guessed, and a spare half-hour or so...)