EOTW #13

The electorate has spoken! Yes, we must press on with the Economist-recommended* Euphemisms Of The Week - it is the will of the people, and that:

Recently observed on the web of shame:

Giving Freddie a pat

Browning the mince

Following Joanna Lumley down the Nile

Transfixed by the quivering bangles.

Skimming the scum off the lentils

More to follow...

* no, not really.