Monday 25 October 2010

Overheard #3-cubed

In conversation with a cyclist:
You never see a sweaty sheep. Think on.

Monday 18 October 2010

EOTW #26½

Where have we been? Don't ask. No, really. Don't. OK, then. Although, actually. No, I can't. Shall I? No.

Suffice it to say that, in our absence, the interwebs haven't stopped generating accidental euphemisms, and that suits us, and the EOTW-loving* readers of Poodle Variety magazine, just fine.

Recently observed on the web of shame:
  • Booing the Pope
  • Being pelted with ciabatta
  • Petting the peacock
  • Getting a song in your inbox
  • Enjoying the golf
More to follow...

* almost certainly not true