Best Email Ever

"I am sure this mail would be coming to you as a surprise, since we have never met before and you would also be asking why I have decided to chose you amongst the numerous internet users in the world; precisely I cannot say why I have chosen you but do not be worried, for I come in peace and something very positive is about to happen to your life right now and to the lives of others through you, if only you can carefully read and digest the message below..."

Unfortunately, that is where it ends.

Bother.

Overheard(ish) #95

Now I don't normally meander from genuinely overheard-with-ears items but this was the closing line on a colleague's recently-received email which was simply too good to pass up:

"Please advise your availability so that I can send an invite aftermath."

I am genuinely scared as to what that might be.