Tuesday, 20 July 2010

EOTW #21

A fresh batch of lovely, warm Euphemisms Of The Week as cooked at Gas Mark 6 for 20 minutes by Pastry & Baking North America* (can you imagine the size of the tin?)

Recently observed on the web of shame:
  • Microwaving a muffin
  • Unwrapping a Tunnocks
  • Boxing up the cupcakes
  • Forking the profiteroles
  • Riding a Dutch bike**
More to follow...

* no, not really
** just for Mel :)

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Overheard #2,411,333

Every good anecdote should start this way:
"So I nearly got killed by a Walls sausage lorry this morning..."

Monday, 12 July 2010

EOTW #20

Blimey, it's been hot. And what do we need to cool us all down? That's right; a new batch of freeze-dried, fan-assisted, ice-cold Euphemisms Of The Week as recommended by the Missouri Valley Ice Manufacturer's Association*.

Recently observed on the web of shame:
  • Owning a Canadian
  • Bathing the horse
  • Buying a snorkel
  • Eating a frozen samosa
  • Shooting the octopus**
More to follow...

* no, not really
** you can probably guess which one

Monday, 5 July 2010

Overheard #1,325,877 (ish)

This, just now, in the office:
"...so yes, just put it under your arm for a while; these are much better gooey..."
I have a sneaking suspicion they were talking about some kind of chewy sweet but, like, WTF?