Monday, 17 May 2010

EOTW #14

... so I said to Bono, well if that's what you think you can shove your Joshua Tree up your ... oh, there you are, do come in - is it that time already? Right, here we go with the NME-approved* Euphemisms Of The Week:

Recently observed on the web of shame:
  • Riding on the tiger-shaped suitcase
  • Taking delivery of the neighbour's package
  • Stealing the bananas
  • Pruning the wisteria at number ten
  • Sourcing a railway sleeper
More to follow...

* no, not really.

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