Monday, 31 January 2011


So 'Fork Handles' is on hiatus while I get over the shock of being 40.

Back in a bit...

Friday, 28 January 2011

EOTW #brrrr

Cold, isn't it. Just the kind of weather you'd want your boiler to pack in completely, leaving you freezing for a week and, subsequently, two grand worse off. Still, in order to cheer up those unfortunates shivering in the kitchen waiting for the fourth kettle to boil, we have a special boiler-related Euphemisms Of The Week for you:
  • Replacing the thermocoupler
  • Tweaking the pressure release valve
  • Emptying the condensate
  • Checking the pilot light
  • Widening the flue
More to follow...