This article, for which I must thank Alex, contains one of my favourite quotes ever:
"A lot of people have a U2 album. Why they would want another one is a very good question."
I am staggered. After all these years - finally, at last the jangly aural buffoons themselves understand the agonies to which I have been subjected. It seems that, for now, my work is done; I must rest.
(Read the rest of his unadulterated drivel here, if you dare: BBC Newsbeat: U2 fear The Killers and Coldplay)