Now you can recreate that Ibizan villa holiday* in the comfort of your own ham, sorry, home:
"Sweet Meats are handmade plush objects that look like various cuts of meat. They are made out of super cuddly polar fleece, cotton quilting thread and polyester fiberfill stuffing. All of the meats come in individual (toy) size and some also come in family (pillow) size."
And remember - this offal is not available in the chops (sorry).
* you had to be there...