Love Is All Ar-ouch!

I really got the giggles reading this last night; I think the neighbours were worried for my safety:

"During a rehearsal of the Witches of Eastwick last week Marty Pellow walked on stage and hit his head on a misplaced metal strut. Cue blood and the poor chap becoming rather dazed. He said he couldn't feel his forehead and subsequently failed to see the funny side of a roadie asking:
"Can you feel it in your fingers? What about your toes?"

(from b3ta)