Sunday, 25 October 2009

Grammar, We Love You

Scene: Sunday morning in a kitchen in SE6. A man is reading the newspaper and drinking a coffee. A small child in pyjamas enters.
"Daddy, we need to go to the shop."
"Oh, why's that Freyja?"
"Well, we don't have no apples."
"Right, we'd better do that later on then. By the way, it should really be 'We don't have ANY apples'"
"I know Daddy - that's why we need to go to the shop..."
I reckon she's got a future writing for Two Pints...

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