EOTW #24

Yes, EOTW is back from its summer holidays, and boy is it hungry. Handily enough, this week sees some tasty treats featured in your much-loved, all-beef, special-sauce, quarter-pound Euphemisms Of The Week, which received critical accolades in this month's Saveur magazine*

Recently observed on the web of shame:

• Unfolding the tortilla
• Rubbing the garlic
• Warming a triple marshmallow
• Flying to mango-land
• Cradling the peanut

More to follow...

* no, not really