Anyway, here we go for Week 7 of the Vogue-championed* Euphemisms Of The Week, and they're still rolling in like the mist from the sea on the Mull Of Kintyre, or something equally tenuous.
Recently observed on the web of shame:
- Tolerating the Bismarck
- Sniffing the bud of the caper bush
- Drinking from the Spanish cup
- Re-hanging the girlfriend's washing
- Playing a tune on the mango banjo
More to follow...
* no, not really.