EOTW #0b10110

Fire up your V.22 modem and untangle that IEEE-1284 DB25M cable; yes, it's a newly-compiled Euphemisms Of The Week, as featured in this month's COBOL Magazine*

Recently observed on the web of shame:

• Opening a back channel
• Grabbing a Yahoo pipe
• Cooling down the router
• Tweeting a hard return
• Yanking the Tardis

More to follow...

* no, not really