Stick Of Rhubarb

I wonder if this would get as (or perhaps more) annoying than Clippy:

Desktop Boycott

"The Desktop Boycott sits on your computer and alerts you to events with up-to-the-minute coverage of all the action, news, discussion forum and more."

And in the words of Desktop Boycott himself:

I’ll alert you when wickets fall, batsmen reach milestones, or players leave the field. I won’t be pulling any punches either, so I’ll also let you know when the ball was in the “corridor of uncertainty”, if my “mother could have caught it”, and when a good player could have “hit it with a stick of rhubarb”. You can guarantee that I’ll tell it straight, with “no flannel”, as we say in Yorkshire.

Oh. God. No.