EOTW #21

A fresh batch of lovely, warm Euphemisms Of The Week as cooked at Gas Mark 6 for 20 minutes by Pastry & Baking North America* (can you imagine the size of the tin?)

Recently observed on the web of shame:

• Microwaving a muffin
• Unwrapping a Tunnocks
• Boxing up the cupcakes
• Forking the profiteroles
• Riding a Dutch bike**

More to follow...

* no, not really
** just for Mel :)