EOTW #26½

Where have we been? Don't ask. No, really. Don't. OK, then. Although, actually. No, I can't. Shall I? No.

Suffice it to say that, in our absence, the interwebs haven't stopped generating accidental euphemisms, and that suits us, and the EOTW-loving* readers of Poodle Variety magazine, just fine.

Recently observed on the web of shame:

• Booing the Pope
• Being pelted with ciabatta
• Petting the peacock
• Getting a song in your inbox
• Enjoying the golf

More to follow...

* almost certainly not true