EOTW #Silver Jubilee

Well, look at that. EOTW has made it to 25. Break out the bunting, open some own-brand sparkling wine & warm a few sausage rolls (careful now). And in honour of this landmark, we bring you another generous helping of your Euphemisms Of The Week, as heavily trailed at 33% off on QVC last week*

Recently observed on the web of shame:

• Clearing out the cutlery drawer
• Patting the wig 
• Camping on the heath
• Sleeping in the beige caravan
• Crimping the pasty

More to follow...

* no, not really