EOTW #XXIII

Random factor, like a tractor, be a love and throw us another batch of totally unrelated Euphemisms Of The Week, as possibly featured in last month's Reader's Digest*

Recently observed on the web of shame:

• Spinning the Rolodex
• Buying a sieve
• Sandpapering the plinth
• Skirting around the zoo
• Chalking the sidewalk with Katy Perry**

More to follow...

* no, not really
** I have no idea