EOTW #20

Blimey, it's been hot. And what do we need to cool us all down? That's right; a new batch of freeze-dried, fan-assisted, ice-cold Euphemisms Of The Week as recommended by the Missouri Valley Ice Manufacturer's Association*.

Recently observed on the web of shame:

• Owning a Canadian
• Bathing the horse
• Buying a snorkel
• Eating a frozen samosa
• Shooting the octopus**

More to follow...

* no, not really
** you can probably guess which one