EOTW #21

A fresh batch of lovely, warm Euphemisms Of The Week as cooked at Gas Mark 6 for 20 minutes by Pastry & Baking North America* (can you imagine the size of the tin?)

Recently observed on the web of shame:

• Microwaving a muffin
• Unwrapping a Tunnocks
• Boxing up the cupcakes
• Forking the profiteroles
• Riding a Dutch bike**

More to follow...

* no, not really
** just for Mel :)

Overheard #2,411,333

Every good anecdote should start this way:

"So I nearly got killed by a Walls sausage lorry this morning..."

EOTW #20

Blimey, it's been hot. And what do we need to cool us all down? That's right; a new batch of freeze-dried, fan-assisted, ice-cold Euphemisms Of The Week as recommended by the Missouri Valley Ice Manufacturer's Association*.

Recently observed on the web of shame:

• Owning a Canadian
• Bathing the horse
• Buying a snorkel
• Eating a frozen samosa
• Shooting the octopus**

More to follow...

* no, not really
** you can probably guess which one

Overheard #1,325,877 (ish)

This, just now, in the office:

"...so yes, just put it under your arm for a while; these are much better gooey..."

I have a sneaking suspicion they were talking about some kind of chewy sweet but, like, WTF?