Like a rat up an aqueduct, here's Week 8 of the Grazia-endorsed* Euphemisms Of The Week, and it's been a bumper one (or perhaps I've been on Twitter more than usual, if that's possible within the confines of the existing laws of space and time...)
Recently observed on the web of shame:
- Buying turmeric in Brussels
- Unblocking the Hoover hose
- Advertising Anne Widdicombe’s pasta
- Coming across John Craven in the video shop
- Naming the Bay City Rollers
More to follow...
* no, not really.
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