EOTW #5

Week 5 of Euphemisms Of The Week is upon us with some beauties this time round (must have been the influence of Valentine's Day :)

Recently observed on the web of shame:

• Receiving a haggis in the post
• Folding a Kemp
• Taking helicopter shots of The Gherkin
• Playing cricket in Surbiton
• Getting cheese on the Korg

More to follow...