Shall We?

Three phrases you don't generally want to hear from your wife in quick succession:

1) "Do you like this?"

2) "I saw it on the internet."

3) "It's quite expensive."

However, I found myself responding:

1) "Yes, I do as it happens."

2) "OK, let's click on the link."

3) "Keeeerrriiiissssttttt!!!!!!"

I'm thinking we may have to sell one of the children...