Jesus Wants Me For A Facebook

Well looky here, y'all. Apparently that there Facebooky thing is like totally sooooo much fun that my lovely online (and offline, some of 'em) chums feel I am missing out on all the garden/cake/vampire networking grooviness and have taken time out of their busy Web2.0 virtual tagging sessions to set up a 'group', dedicated to little old me and the persuading-to-join thereof:

Get Adrian To Join Facebook Group*

Nope. Nice try. But sorry. Never in a million years. Although......a million.....what if a million people joined that group AND PLEDGED TO DONATE A SINGLE UK PENNY EACH? Then I might be tempted.

£10,000

Ten thousand pounds to a charity of my choosing. What do you reckon, Level 5 Zombie Facebook-types??

* Obviously I would have to join to see it, so I'll just have to take their word for it :)