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So 'Fork Handles' is on hiatus while I get over the shock of being 40.

Back in a bit...

EOTW #brrrr

Cold, isn't it. Just the kind of weather you'd want your boiler to pack in completely, leaving you freezing for a week and, subsequently, two grand worse off. Still, in order to cheer up those unfortunates shivering in the kitchen waiting for the fourth kettle to boil, we have a special boiler-related Euphemisms Of The Week for you:

• Replacing the thermocoupler
• Tweaking the pressure release valve
• Emptying the condensate
• Checking the pilot light
• Widening the flue

More to follow...